Where Pride Meets Punchlines
Punchline of the Day
A fresh one every day. Steal it, tell it at dinner, take the credit.
A Jewish grandfather gives his grandson two sweaters for his birthday. The next week the boy wears one to visit. Grandpa looks at him and says, "What, you didn't like the other one?"
Come back tomorrow for a new one. Or go cause trouble with the rest of our tools.